So Charles and McBroon take seperate jets to the climate change thingy and then preach to those attending that they should walk back to whichever country they came from, yes, leave your limousines, leave your mercedes slk and leave your eurostar trains...go by foot! with sandals..they want to say!
or is it just that Prince Charles couldn't bare to put up with McCavity..perhaps he didnt want to be seen getting out of the same plane, he'd rather crawl out of the window...infact..he'd rather poison the atmosphere with jet fumes than sit in the same oxygen bottle as our dearest leader.
Wednesday, 16 December 2009
Free Presents .. UNLESS YOU WORK!
God forbid that you should actually want to get a frickin job in this god foresaken hell hole we call the United Kingdom!
To the millions of us struggling to pay for Christmas this year, Dean Evans and his teenage girlfriend Catherine Scott have a simple message - save up.
After all, they've managed to set aside £1,000 so they and their eight children can enjoy the festive season together.
So pleased are they with their budgeting that they feel qualified to hand out advice to the rest of us - advice which might be better received if their Christmas piggy-bank wasn't full of state handouts. Daily Mail.
Now I know that the Daily Mail does like to bathe in the moonlight of despair and doom but still, this is getting rather silly now.
it goes on....
The couple, who live in a four-bedroom house paid for by the council, managed to save the money after Miss Scott, 18, gave birth to twins in May - resulting in their benefit allowance being raised from £7,000 to £23,000.
Each week they put aside at least £15 of their £480 state payments in a jar so they would be able to enjoy the festive season.
i don't begrudge anyone a hand out..but having twins? when you ain't got a job in the first place?
i just...i ... the...what...i mean! FOR F*(@
To the millions of us struggling to pay for Christmas this year, Dean Evans and his teenage girlfriend Catherine Scott have a simple message - save up.
After all, they've managed to set aside £1,000 so they and their eight children can enjoy the festive season together.
So pleased are they with their budgeting that they feel qualified to hand out advice to the rest of us - advice which might be better received if their Christmas piggy-bank wasn't full of state handouts. Daily Mail.
Now I know that the Daily Mail does like to bathe in the moonlight of despair and doom but still, this is getting rather silly now.
it goes on....
The couple, who live in a four-bedroom house paid for by the council, managed to save the money after Miss Scott, 18, gave birth to twins in May - resulting in their benefit allowance being raised from £7,000 to £23,000.
Each week they put aside at least £15 of their £480 state payments in a jar so they would be able to enjoy the festive season.
i don't begrudge anyone a hand out..but having twins? when you ain't got a job in the first place?
i just...i ... the...what...i mean! FOR F*(@
We'll Welcome Them on The Beaches!
For the first time in modern history, the Government has raided the budget of the Ministry of Defence to fund a continuing military operation.
The Royal Air Force will bear the brunt of the cuts which will see an air base closed, a Harrier squadron scrapped and a reduction in the number of military personnel. from the Telegraph.
Yeah, so the podgy barstewards in Landon Town have decided to get there own back on us for finding out and exposing there expenses gravy train (not that its made much difference anyway, apart from dragging a few podgy MPs further in to the mud) they've now come up with the opportunity to allow more terrorists through our weak borders by reducing the size of our military yet further.
Not content with decades of pinching pennies from the MoD to pay for things like the Millenium Dome (which had to be sold off to the Private Sector to make it viable) they now want to really cut deep, oh yes, they want to make our armed forces bleed on the battle field and at home.
Like some grotesque fetish, Prime Mentalist has decided that it would be jolly good fun to watch the UK military struggle more, overstretched? ever so slightly!
those in the military want more troops, more equipment and more time but the Prime Mentalist keeps on squeezing them in all three sectors.
22 Helicopters for the loss of 1,000 staff, 2 warships and probably the much delayed but much needed multi-purpose fighting platforms (aircraft carriers)...doesn't seem quite right somewhere along the line..does it? and anyhoo..even if they do cost as much as all of that, the first of these choppers won't be in use till 2012 so as much use to the armed forces as a carrot and a piece of string but no stick.
Tosspots!
The Royal Air Force will bear the brunt of the cuts which will see an air base closed, a Harrier squadron scrapped and a reduction in the number of military personnel. from the Telegraph.
Yeah, so the podgy barstewards in Landon Town have decided to get there own back on us for finding out and exposing there expenses gravy train (not that its made much difference anyway, apart from dragging a few podgy MPs further in to the mud) they've now come up with the opportunity to allow more terrorists through our weak borders by reducing the size of our military yet further.
Not content with decades of pinching pennies from the MoD to pay for things like the Millenium Dome (which had to be sold off to the Private Sector to make it viable) they now want to really cut deep, oh yes, they want to make our armed forces bleed on the battle field and at home.
Like some grotesque fetish, Prime Mentalist has decided that it would be jolly good fun to watch the UK military struggle more, overstretched? ever so slightly!
those in the military want more troops, more equipment and more time but the Prime Mentalist keeps on squeezing them in all three sectors.
22 Helicopters for the loss of 1,000 staff, 2 warships and probably the much delayed but much needed multi-purpose fighting platforms (aircraft carriers)...doesn't seem quite right somewhere along the line..does it? and anyhoo..even if they do cost as much as all of that, the first of these choppers won't be in use till 2012 so as much use to the armed forces as a carrot and a piece of string but no stick.
Tosspots!
Friday, 20 November 2009
Yeah Great!
So all of those who have been administered the Swine Flu Vaccine (thats not actually a vaccine at all because its just like taking a cough medicine in your veins that could leave you disabled for life if it goes wrong, which it has, in several cases nationwide) but yeah back to the point erm, yeah so the Times report on the fact that Swine Flu has now mutated to a strain that is resistant to drugs and such!
flippin great init!
oh i forgot the link..here you go
flippin great init!
oh i forgot the link..here you go
Rock on BBC!
Thats right..not happy with over paying your management you then wee tax payers money up the wall still further by sending 35 Staff to Climate Talks .. so having splashed the cash, they then decided to add to the carbon footprint...which by the way is probably just another scam but i won't go there..i won't...yet!
40% Interest Merry F'in Christmas
Thats right! 40% interest on your christmas shopping thanks to the money grabbin b'stards over at Capital One.
I know its a daily mail report, and they have a tendency to report doom and gloom on an epic scale but still..have a goosey gander at this Clicky Here
I know its a daily mail report, and they have a tendency to report doom and gloom on an epic scale but still..have a goosey gander at this Clicky Here
Sugar Rubbish
Sorry but the Sugar Babes are total rubbish..just watched them on Children in Need and had to turn them off, i know it's for charity n all that but they're out of key, out of tune, can't hear one of em (probably for the best) and it's among the worst performances of the night to be honest! Sorry.
Thursday, 19 November 2009
In a Curry
So the guy who's responsible for trying to sort out the 'Sleaze' is one of the trough suckling piglets??? i mean...WHAT!
Daily Mail Article
this has got to stop.
Dictionary Entry (The Government Handbook):
Independent Investigation: - Investigation carried out by your best friend, brother or cousin in to your accounts and professional practices.
the pigs!
Daily Mail Article
this has got to stop.
Dictionary Entry (The Government Handbook):
Independent Investigation: - Investigation carried out by your best friend, brother or cousin in to your accounts and professional practices.
the pigs!
Friday, 30 October 2009
French Clowns
Good ol' Sarkozy shows that it's not just our lot of trough scoffing bags of fat and fluid who know how to organise a big bash and then wee taxpayers money up the wall.
While they spend a moderately large amount of money on our MPs new toothbrushes and electric pig warming blankets the EU can be relied upon to provide one seriously massive cash pit...this lot are literally smoking there way through our taxes (using gold plated pipes).
The F******
Clicky Here for a linky
While they spend a moderately large amount of money on our MPs new toothbrushes and electric pig warming blankets the EU can be relied upon to provide one seriously massive cash pit...this lot are literally smoking there way through our taxes (using gold plated pipes).
The F******
Clicky Here for a linky
You're An Advisor! Don't Advise!
So Johnson has sacked a drugs adviser for advising his department about drugs. Click Here for The Times article.
It seems that David Nutt (you couldn't make it up) has outstayed his welcome over at the gold plated headquarters for Nu-Lab after a 'string of controversial statements' e.g. basically he should shut the f*** up and stop giving the general public even more ammunition with which to sink Brown and Co, you're unfriendly, unelected and unhelpful ruling party (and by god..do they rule).
It seems that David Nutt (you couldn't make it up) has outstayed his welcome over at the gold plated headquarters for Nu-Lab after a 'string of controversial statements' e.g. basically he should shut the f*** up and stop giving the general public even more ammunition with which to sink Brown and Co, you're unfriendly, unelected and unhelpful ruling party (and by god..do they rule).
Thursday, 29 October 2009
Your Children Are Racists..Apparently
According to the Daily Mail report i've just come across Clicky Here up to 40,000 children a year are being branded racists..without being told what that actually means.
Yet again, we see the state starting nice and young. Get them while they don't understand Cause and Consequence, increase the amount of those being told off by the elders and those they look up to so that they all become racist, alcoholics who spend there days puffing on a spliff down an alleyway behind a local take-away. then they can be 'controlled' as they have no rights, they're criminals, they can be arrested and re-arrested as many times as the state requires.
It appears that 'Diversity Missionaries' are now monitoring nursery and primary school children to ensure they 1. dont swear 2. aren't racist 3. don't offend someone 4. don't bully someone 5. don't fall over 6. don't show signs of anger or depression
if they find any of these signs the children will be severely dealt with by teachers and will have broken some new code of conduct without even knowing why they are being told off.
the UK is on a downward spiral..it starts at the bottom and just keeps going down.
Yet again, we see the state starting nice and young. Get them while they don't understand Cause and Consequence, increase the amount of those being told off by the elders and those they look up to so that they all become racist, alcoholics who spend there days puffing on a spliff down an alleyway behind a local take-away. then they can be 'controlled' as they have no rights, they're criminals, they can be arrested and re-arrested as many times as the state requires.
It appears that 'Diversity Missionaries' are now monitoring nursery and primary school children to ensure they 1. dont swear 2. aren't racist 3. don't offend someone 4. don't bully someone 5. don't fall over 6. don't show signs of anger or depression
if they find any of these signs the children will be severely dealt with by teachers and will have broken some new code of conduct without even knowing why they are being told off.
the UK is on a downward spiral..it starts at the bottom and just keeps going down.
Google Invades Sat-Nav Territory
Well here we go again. The clever people over at Google HQ have now launched another 'App' (or Application for those of us who don't use LOL to express our laughter) but this App, yet again, treads on the toes of other established businesses. It's a GPS Sat-Nav solution for mobile phones (I-Phone and such) is it Anti-Competitive? possibly! Google has billions of pounds of backing for projects that stretch outside of its normal focus, whereas other companies tend to be industry specific e.g. Garmin stick to navigation and radar as opposed to search engines and design software (other strings to Googles bow).
Is it anti-competitive for other companies? yes but it is also anti-competitive to prevent Google to offer this product/service! If they have the software and the ability to provide Sat-Nav for mobile phones then it seems there is very little anyone can do about it.
I'll blog about this more at a later date, this row will no doubt rumble on.
Is it anti-competitive for other companies? yes but it is also anti-competitive to prevent Google to offer this product/service! If they have the software and the ability to provide Sat-Nav for mobile phones then it seems there is very little anyone can do about it.
I'll blog about this more at a later date, this row will no doubt rumble on.
Well Done USA!
Yep..it's official! The United States of America have broken out of the downward spiral..they're on the mend! So that just leaves us..the UK!
Didn't someone say that 'The UK is best placed to survive a recession'? or something to that effect. Whoever they were, they were wrong. The UK now has to break out of recession the next time the data is measured and Gordon Brown must surely be crossing his fingers and his toes, because if we don't..it just adds yet another dose of misery for the fast approaching festive period.
For everyone (except those in Westminster) it is quite apparent that the problems of the UK stem around the fact we have nothing what so ever to sell to any other country. Its impossible to think of a reason behind why the UK has no national product. We once built ships, we once built washing machines and we once built cars. Now? well..we have a few call centres, those that aren't being transferred to Delhi ofcourse. What else have we got? oh! a Buckingham Palace and an upside down Wok in our capital city! hardly good enough to generate the billions needed to keep the economy stable and people in work.
The UK is a great help to the other nations that inhabit this planet. We buy cars from South Korea, TVs from Japan and electric from France! Don't forget that we also buy wardrobes from China and toys for our children from America. Yet it is blatantly apparent that we actually need to pay for these goods...so surely we need to sell something else in order to pay at the checkout? well seemingly not, if the government are to be believed. We can just add it all on to our credit card and worry about the repayments in 2050! It's becoming increasingly hard to find anything British made these days...i did pop along to Curry's the other day and noticed that they now have a cooker with 'BRITISH MADE ME OL' MUCKER' emblazoned across it..the salesman was very impressed with it, shame the handle fell off when i tried to gain entry to the oven bit!
The UK has gone from bridge building genius of the world to international laughing stock, our economy is still in recession, our factories have closed, we no longer have the ability to build our own warships or our own fighter planes..we used to have Concorde, the fastest aircraft in the world, but that retired..along with our good friend 'Common Sense'
Didn't someone say that 'The UK is best placed to survive a recession'? or something to that effect. Whoever they were, they were wrong. The UK now has to break out of recession the next time the data is measured and Gordon Brown must surely be crossing his fingers and his toes, because if we don't..it just adds yet another dose of misery for the fast approaching festive period.
For everyone (except those in Westminster) it is quite apparent that the problems of the UK stem around the fact we have nothing what so ever to sell to any other country. Its impossible to think of a reason behind why the UK has no national product. We once built ships, we once built washing machines and we once built cars. Now? well..we have a few call centres, those that aren't being transferred to Delhi ofcourse. What else have we got? oh! a Buckingham Palace and an upside down Wok in our capital city! hardly good enough to generate the billions needed to keep the economy stable and people in work.
The UK is a great help to the other nations that inhabit this planet. We buy cars from South Korea, TVs from Japan and electric from France! Don't forget that we also buy wardrobes from China and toys for our children from America. Yet it is blatantly apparent that we actually need to pay for these goods...so surely we need to sell something else in order to pay at the checkout? well seemingly not, if the government are to be believed. We can just add it all on to our credit card and worry about the repayments in 2050! It's becoming increasingly hard to find anything British made these days...i did pop along to Curry's the other day and noticed that they now have a cooker with 'BRITISH MADE ME OL' MUCKER' emblazoned across it..the salesman was very impressed with it, shame the handle fell off when i tried to gain entry to the oven bit!
The UK has gone from bridge building genius of the world to international laughing stock, our economy is still in recession, our factories have closed, we no longer have the ability to build our own warships or our own fighter planes..we used to have Concorde, the fastest aircraft in the world, but that retired..along with our good friend 'Common Sense'
Holidaymakers and the Somalis
I can't help thinking that many people in the world have the inability to recognise that well known phrase of 'Cause and Consequence'.
Take this example (one of many found when trawling the web). 'Yachtsman Paul Chandler tells of capture by Somali pirates' .... now this article, from the Times, poses the exact question that i am raising. Want to go on a sailing trip? sure thing mate...but where should we go? oh i don't know..how about the coast of Somalia, i've heard that you can go pirate spotting around there!
I do feel for the family at this point but it has to be noted that this couples decision to sail in to pirate invested waters has now affected dozens of other lives..those of the worlds armed forces..those men and women who have now been tasked with trying to locate and rescue this couple from a heavily armed gang of high seas ransom hunters! It's not as if they didn't know the coastline had the highest rate of piracy in the world and that hundreds of innocent men and women from around the world are being holed up aboard stolen container ships. They decided that they would take there 40 odd foot pleasure boat for a tour around a coastline that is currently being policed by the worlds navy's and is incredibly dangerous...potentially life threatening in more than a dozen ways.
i just don't understand why...maybe its me..maybe i'm not a thrill seeker, but for some reason i just don't identify with buying a boat and sailing to a large expanse of ocean where i have a 50/50 chance of survival..just to get a tan.
Take this example (one of many found when trawling the web). 'Yachtsman Paul Chandler tells of capture by Somali pirates' .... now this article, from the Times, poses the exact question that i am raising. Want to go on a sailing trip? sure thing mate...but where should we go? oh i don't know..how about the coast of Somalia, i've heard that you can go pirate spotting around there!
I do feel for the family at this point but it has to be noted that this couples decision to sail in to pirate invested waters has now affected dozens of other lives..those of the worlds armed forces..those men and women who have now been tasked with trying to locate and rescue this couple from a heavily armed gang of high seas ransom hunters! It's not as if they didn't know the coastline had the highest rate of piracy in the world and that hundreds of innocent men and women from around the world are being holed up aboard stolen container ships. They decided that they would take there 40 odd foot pleasure boat for a tour around a coastline that is currently being policed by the worlds navy's and is incredibly dangerous...potentially life threatening in more than a dozen ways.
i just don't understand why...maybe its me..maybe i'm not a thrill seeker, but for some reason i just don't identify with buying a boat and sailing to a large expanse of ocean where i have a 50/50 chance of survival..just to get a tan.
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