Mr Tomlinson was walking home when he became caught up in the G20 riots in the City of London on April 1 last year.
Mobile phone footage taken by bystanders showed Mr Tomlinson walking away from officers when he was hit by a baton and shoved to the ground by a policeman in protective clothing.
He was seen moving away after the incident but was found collapsed 100 metres away in Cornhill. (via The Telegraph website)
Interesting to note then that the police themselves have found that there is no reason to investigate..themselves any further.
No prosecutions. No punishment. Not a jot!
They're at it again aren't they! The law thinking it's above itself. Thinking that its duty is to bludgeon those within the bubble and instill fear by carrying batons, tasers and firearms. Anything to stop us doing what WE want. Even if we are just walking back from the shops and happen to chance across a mini riot.
Mr Brain meet Mr Mosquito..you could learn a lot from him you know
Thursday, 22 July 2010
Tuesday, 30 March 2010
You WILL Pay Your Council Tax
'Super-Taser' shotgun bullet that can knock down criminals from 100ft assessed by Home Office
according to the article in the Daily Mail Clicky Here
Criminals? so i take it that refers to those who don't pay a parking ticket or council tax then? even though its not written in law that you have to pay Council Tax!
Labour - Tough On Crime! Tough On The Causes Of Crime! < E.g. the residents of the Military State of England
it won't be long before they start snooping on where you're going in your car with the missus..oh wait..they already do! ANPR! they know where you are, where you're going and who you're going with...marvelous!
Brown just loves to snoop doesn't he, he clearly doesn't watch television, just us..trundling along on our way to work or out for a meal with the family! ohhhh yessss!
according to the article in the Daily Mail Clicky Here
Criminals? so i take it that refers to those who don't pay a parking ticket or council tax then? even though its not written in law that you have to pay Council Tax!
Labour - Tough On Crime! Tough On The Causes Of Crime! < E.g. the residents of the Military State of England
it won't be long before they start snooping on where you're going in your car with the missus..oh wait..they already do! ANPR! they know where you are, where you're going and who you're going with...marvelous!
Brown just loves to snoop doesn't he, he clearly doesn't watch television, just us..trundling along on our way to work or out for a meal with the family! ohhhh yessss!
Monday, 8 March 2010
Don't Say The 'V' Word
VEGAN VEGAN VEGAN
there..i said it!
In the future (if Labour stay in power) i won't be able to say that any more for fear of causing offence. I also won't be able to single out someone if they wear leather shoes.
Hard-faced Harmann is on the war path. The 6 foot man-woman wants to ban ALL forms of singling out or as it may also be called 'Giving someone a name if you don't know there actual name because you've never met them before'.
Soon i won't be able to call someone Irish or American as that will be an offence. I also won't be able to say 'the man over there in the leather boots wants to beat you up' because i will have broken two laws there, causing offence to leather man and threatening behaviour in a public place.
i give up.
Link to the Article
there..i said it!
In the future (if Labour stay in power) i won't be able to say that any more for fear of causing offence. I also won't be able to single out someone if they wear leather shoes.
Hard-faced Harmann is on the war path. The 6 foot man-woman wants to ban ALL forms of singling out or as it may also be called 'Giving someone a name if you don't know there actual name because you've never met them before'.
Soon i won't be able to call someone Irish or American as that will be an offence. I also won't be able to say 'the man over there in the leather boots wants to beat you up' because i will have broken two laws there, causing offence to leather man and threatening behaviour in a public place.
i give up.
Link to the Article
Saturday, 6 March 2010
Pay Our Childcare Minions!
'That's right you rot ridden, minions of the state, forget about your own disease infested children and pay for our, much more important and worthy children..NOW' <<< well, that's how i imagine them scheming behind our backs in the gold encrusted halls of Parliament.
Some incompetent women from the .. hang on... 'Parliamentary Labour Party Women's Committee' or as i would put it 'Porky Lying Pigs With Cun**'
These over paid, over indulged, overly incompetent mares are demanding that the battered and bleeding tax payer pays for ALL childcare AND increase there wages to £100,000 as they're women and they need to buy a f'ing strap-on to compete with the men in the party!
FOR FERKS SAKE JUST CRAWL TO DOVER AND DROWN!!!
oh..in my rage i almost forgot the linky. Click Here for the evidence.
Some incompetent women from the .. hang on... 'Parliamentary Labour Party Women's Committee' or as i would put it 'Porky Lying Pigs With Cun**'
These over paid, over indulged, overly incompetent mares are demanding that the battered and bleeding tax payer pays for ALL childcare AND increase there wages to £100,000 as they're women and they need to buy a f'ing strap-on to compete with the men in the party!
FOR FERKS SAKE JUST CRAWL TO DOVER AND DROWN!!!
oh..in my rage i almost forgot the linky. Click Here for the evidence.
Sunday, 21 February 2010
Multi Storey EFFIN Car Parks
Right, this is a rant! unlike all of my other posts of course!
multi-storey EFFIN car parks! who designs them? well..the ones specifically in locations in Middlesbrough and Leeds. The ones i've 'attempted' to shove my car in to have been designed by a man who owns a smart car, it is quite obvious, either that or he drives a satsuma!
it's ridiculous, first of all they have this really low pavement reservation thing in the middle, now, if you drive a smart car, you're fine..or a satsuma..go ahead! you just whizz right in there mate, but try and complete the turn in a family sized estate or hatchback and you'll rip you're flipping bumper off.
Now i know that some reading this will be men, they will say 'what a plum, he must drive like a woman' but no..really...if we overlook the problems of actually trying to get a pass then we come to the idiot who decided to place every other parking space across the centre of a concrete pillar!
and it's not just me that feels the rage bubble inside when i enter the concrete garage of hell.
i have seen people having to let the whole family out of there mondeo first, then back in to the space with the wing mirrors folded in down the passenger side. i have seen land rovers parked at unusual angles across two spaces, i've seen people park so incredibly sandwiched between other cars that they only realise they won't get out when they open there doors and 'thud'.
it's a menace! something has to be done! we need to start a facebook campaign for the reinstatmement of normal size car parking spaces! you know, the types designed for a 15 foot long and 6 foot wide car not a 3 foot long and 1 foot wide satsuma on wheels.
multi-storey EFFIN car parks! who designs them? well..the ones specifically in locations in Middlesbrough and Leeds. The ones i've 'attempted' to shove my car in to have been designed by a man who owns a smart car, it is quite obvious, either that or he drives a satsuma!
it's ridiculous, first of all they have this really low pavement reservation thing in the middle, now, if you drive a smart car, you're fine..or a satsuma..go ahead! you just whizz right in there mate, but try and complete the turn in a family sized estate or hatchback and you'll rip you're flipping bumper off.
Now i know that some reading this will be men, they will say 'what a plum, he must drive like a woman' but no..really...if we overlook the problems of actually trying to get a pass then we come to the idiot who decided to place every other parking space across the centre of a concrete pillar!
and it's not just me that feels the rage bubble inside when i enter the concrete garage of hell.
i have seen people having to let the whole family out of there mondeo first, then back in to the space with the wing mirrors folded in down the passenger side. i have seen land rovers parked at unusual angles across two spaces, i've seen people park so incredibly sandwiched between other cars that they only realise they won't get out when they open there doors and 'thud'.
it's a menace! something has to be done! we need to start a facebook campaign for the reinstatmement of normal size car parking spaces! you know, the types designed for a 15 foot long and 6 foot wide car not a 3 foot long and 1 foot wide satsuma on wheels.
UK Transport Madness
Lets go on a journey together, from my location in the UK to London. It's a distance of around 6 hours by car so I thought to myself 'Hey Tiger' << i say that alot, to myself, nobody else will say it 'Why don't we head on down to London by the power of public transport?"
Great, thats an excellent idea brain, lets do this. We'll go and log-on to a website, say, Virgin Trains, they were very good the last time i travelled with them (4 years ago). Tum te Tum. 10 minutes later it is calculating my one way fare.
£80....!!!!..CATTLE CLASS
£147...!!!!...FIRST CLASS
something must be wrong, maybe i've entered it for 4 people or something.
The increase is shocking, the last time i went south towards Bristol it cost me £60 RETURN! in cattle class and then another £20 each way for a first class upgrade. Thats £50 each way, station to station.
Today the same journey would cost me £147 each way thats nearly 3 times as much...and there seems to be less ticket availability than before, yet a more confusing website ordering system, tickets that seem cheap come with restrictions e.g. you have to have a student pass or you have to be over 50 to enjoy the price that i had 4 years ago.
To summarise. I can get to london and back in my car, direct from my home to the meeting and in half the time it takes to piddle about with taxis and waiting for trains to arrive at the wrong platform. I can do this journey for less than £100 including some food along the way and i can do it all in one day..by train..i'd probably need to add atleast £50 for a hotel room for the night.
and they still keep taxing me on my god darn car!!!
Great, thats an excellent idea brain, lets do this. We'll go and log-on to a website, say, Virgin Trains, they were very good the last time i travelled with them (4 years ago). Tum te Tum. 10 minutes later it is calculating my one way fare.
£80....!!!!..CATTLE CLASS
£147...!!!!...FIRST CLASS
something must be wrong, maybe i've entered it for 4 people or something.
The increase is shocking, the last time i went south towards Bristol it cost me £60 RETURN! in cattle class and then another £20 each way for a first class upgrade. Thats £50 each way, station to station.
Today the same journey would cost me £147 each way thats nearly 3 times as much...and there seems to be less ticket availability than before, yet a more confusing website ordering system, tickets that seem cheap come with restrictions e.g. you have to have a student pass or you have to be over 50 to enjoy the price that i had 4 years ago.
To summarise. I can get to london and back in my car, direct from my home to the meeting and in half the time it takes to piddle about with taxis and waiting for trains to arrive at the wrong platform. I can do this journey for less than £100 including some food along the way and i can do it all in one day..by train..i'd probably need to add atleast £50 for a hotel room for the night.
and they still keep taxing me on my god darn car!!!
EMI U-Turn on Abbey Road
When i saw the headline in the Daily Mail i was outraged.
ABBEY ROAD TO BE SOLD OFF
Or something along those lines, i cannot be bothered to go back and search for it now, it's 2am and i'm on an old laptop that keeps disconnecting from the interwebs.
so anyway, back to EMI, they've actually taken notice of the outcry from the public over the proposed closure and sale of Abbey Road Recording Studios. Now i know there will still be mixed feelings on this, those hard-nosed business people would say..'yes but it would generate a multi-million pound cash injection if it were sold off' but the fact still remains, the building is in use, it serves a purpose and it is a world renowned site, the Beetles recorded there for crikeys sake!
It looks as though the Facebook and Twitter campaigns have made there mark though. Unlike with the Cadbury - Kraft Deal which was a blatant 'let sell it for as much as we can get then go on holiday to las palmas'
ABBEY ROAD TO BE SOLD OFF
Or something along those lines, i cannot be bothered to go back and search for it now, it's 2am and i'm on an old laptop that keeps disconnecting from the interwebs.
so anyway, back to EMI, they've actually taken notice of the outcry from the public over the proposed closure and sale of Abbey Road Recording Studios. Now i know there will still be mixed feelings on this, those hard-nosed business people would say..'yes but it would generate a multi-million pound cash injection if it were sold off' but the fact still remains, the building is in use, it serves a purpose and it is a world renowned site, the Beetles recorded there for crikeys sake!
It looks as though the Facebook and Twitter campaigns have made there mark though. Unlike with the Cadbury - Kraft Deal which was a blatant 'let sell it for as much as we can get then go on holiday to las palmas'
Good Old Hugh
I remember him from the Blackadder series mainly, the lanky and stupid first world war sergeant (or whatever he was, i can't remember)..but he never struck me as a superb actor or indeed comedian.
Zoom forward to 2010 and Hugh Laurie is a sex-symbol in the states. His new hit series 'House' i haven't watched, but understand it to be quite a gripping series and it has been met with great applaud from both the States and the UK audiences that have propelled Hugh Laurie from being a bit-part comedic actor to being a headline grabbing act on screen.
I think it's excellent. Christopher Goodwin over at The Times also thinks it's cracking. Linky
Zoom forward to 2010 and Hugh Laurie is a sex-symbol in the states. His new hit series 'House' i haven't watched, but understand it to be quite a gripping series and it has been met with great applaud from both the States and the UK audiences that have propelled Hugh Laurie from being a bit-part comedic actor to being a headline grabbing act on screen.
I think it's excellent. Christopher Goodwin over at The Times also thinks it's cracking. Linky
Randy Chelsea
Just what on earth is going on over at Chelsea HQ..first the revelations that eternally bewildered looking John Terry is humping away like a pornstar earning commission by the hour then we hear that the very pretty geordie Miss Cole is having to hear stories that her slightly boring husband is having it away with several other women.
Why do they do it? because they can? possibly...but then, there is the fact that as soon as you step outside your home you're confronted with a dozen or more photographers..you know that ANYTHING you do thats either illegal or slightly unusual will be picked up at some point down the line, it's really not worth it! they cannot say they're wives are not attractive...they also cannot say they don't get to take the odd trip to ann summers because money is a bit tight!
I just don't understand it.
Linky from the times.
Why do they do it? because they can? possibly...but then, there is the fact that as soon as you step outside your home you're confronted with a dozen or more photographers..you know that ANYTHING you do thats either illegal or slightly unusual will be picked up at some point down the line, it's really not worth it! they cannot say they're wives are not attractive...they also cannot say they don't get to take the odd trip to ann summers because money is a bit tight!
I just don't understand it.
Linky from the times.
Playground Bully
As if things were'nt bad enough as it is already. Poor old Jonah (McBroon, McDoom,McCavity, One Eyed Scottish ****) is now being battered and bruised in the national papers..just like his mobile phone and stapler by the sounds of it. It appears that behind closed doors, McBroon gets a tad irate and descends in to fits of anger towards anything..anything at all..from stationery, to people, to chairs, to tables, to the odd window or three...what a total looney!
OUT OUT OUT OUT
oh and heres the linky..again..i know its the daily mail and i get reports that they do like to sensationalise the opening of an envelope but this stuff is being published across the net...it's spreading like wildfire. LINK
OUT OUT OUT OUT
oh and heres the linky..again..i know its the daily mail and i get reports that they do like to sensationalise the opening of an envelope but this stuff is being published across the net...it's spreading like wildfire. LINK
Saturday, 13 February 2010
Here It Comes Folks 20%!
Yep Yep! It's on its way. We kind of already knew it didn't we, the thieving, lying, incompetent and now irrelevant politicians at Westminster..oh wait..i haven't told you what it is yet!
20% VAT! yeah, those scallywags are at it again. Promising action on Expenses yet behind the scenes, scurrying around the gold leaf corridors of power, they work on ways of squeezing more money out of the poor inhabitants of this tired, barren land. No jobs, No Future! Should be the NuLiebore strapline.
Oh and here's my source! The Times Online << clicky clicky
unlike this report over at Old Holborn about some guy who's a reporter but decided it was easier and faster just to make the whole sh*t up! Click Here people.
20% VAT! yeah, those scallywags are at it again. Promising action on Expenses yet behind the scenes, scurrying around the gold leaf corridors of power, they work on ways of squeezing more money out of the poor inhabitants of this tired, barren land. No jobs, No Future! Should be the NuLiebore strapline.
Oh and here's my source! The Times Online << clicky clicky
unlike this report over at Old Holborn about some guy who's a reporter but decided it was easier and faster just to make the whole sh*t up! Click Here people.
Friday, 5 February 2010
NOT Climate Change WORLD RESOURCES
Please try to refrain from focussing on Climate Change. The Climategate scandal has only backed up those who believe global warming is a natural occurance, it happens, temperatures rise, deserts are formed, ice caps melt, sea levels rise and then cool down the earth again..ta da..the earth is a perfectly balanced and powerful creature, do not underestimate the fact it can repair itself efficiently.
whats more worrying? well perhaps the coral reef, i mean, that is dying and it's really important actually but whats more pressing at the moment, something that isn't being addressed on a global scale, World Resources. We're running out, well, we already have if the latest stats are to be proven correct (statistics though, they're a bit dodgy ain't they).
Basically, if everyone on the world wanted to go for a meal right now, using organically sourced materials e.g. fish, beef, apples, something like 20% would have to wait a few days, because we don't actually have enough food left in production right at this moment to feed everyone. There aren't enough fish in the sea to feed everyone on earth at one sitting..we're living outside of our means on a massive scale.
whats more worrying? well perhaps the coral reef, i mean, that is dying and it's really important actually but whats more pressing at the moment, something that isn't being addressed on a global scale, World Resources. We're running out, well, we already have if the latest stats are to be proven correct (statistics though, they're a bit dodgy ain't they).
Basically, if everyone on the world wanted to go for a meal right now, using organically sourced materials e.g. fish, beef, apples, something like 20% would have to wait a few days, because we don't actually have enough food left in production right at this moment to feed everyone. There aren't enough fish in the sea to feed everyone on earth at one sitting..we're living outside of our means on a massive scale.
You Plonker Terry!
So we've all heard about the John Terry goings on! Bit of a shocker but then..some of us are not surprised! We'd be more shocked if we found out he was a non cheating, bible bashing, vicar in training posh boy (i don't know why i inserted the vicar comment, its pointer toward virgin like perfection is somewhat bent).
Should he lose his captaincy for the summer failure in the World Cup? hmm...he's been getting jiggy with a team-mates ex while remaining with his wife and children.
then again..like i say...i really do believe this happens all the time, they're all at it, every one in the england team, in manchester, in liverpool in chelsea, it's one giant great big pit of money bags and skimpy clothing. they spend 180 minutes a week on the field the rest they're playing off the field, endless parties, endless drink (and yes, probably lots of drugs)...they splash the cash like its Zimbabwe.
Should he lose his captaincy for the summer failure in the World Cup? hmm...he's been getting jiggy with a team-mates ex while remaining with his wife and children.
then again..like i say...i really do believe this happens all the time, they're all at it, every one in the england team, in manchester, in liverpool in chelsea, it's one giant great big pit of money bags and skimpy clothing. they spend 180 minutes a week on the field the rest they're playing off the field, endless parties, endless drink (and yes, probably lots of drugs)...they splash the cash like its Zimbabwe.
Monday, 25 January 2010
N.I. Peace Process...DOOMED
That's Right! McDoom has 'rushed to Northern Ireland' ... the saviour of the worlds financial crisis is here...the creature that said something like 'Saved the World' or whatever is going to tackle the N.I. Peace Process.
This is the same person who got involved in the Cadbury deal, the Recession, the sale of Gold Reserves and many other disasters..including Iraq.
Another fine mess.
Linky to Times Online article
This is the same person who got involved in the Cadbury deal, the Recession, the sale of Gold Reserves and many other disasters..including Iraq.
Another fine mess.
Linky to Times Online article
Thursday, 21 January 2010
Rickets? But they said....
According to the Telegraph, Rickets are on the return. That unusual disease where by the persons legs bow outward. Apparently it's caused by Vitamin D deficiency which..is fine but did they not say 'THE SUN IS BAD FOR YOU...IT BURNS...STAY INSIDE' ???
more confusion from the release of scientific notes and such.
Linky Here
more confusion from the release of scientific notes and such.
Linky Here
Wednesday, 20 January 2010
Argie Bargie Round Two
Thank you Captain Gord. As British Armed Forces prepare for yet another Big Squeeze, Argentina have began sabre rattling over the whole South Georgia, Falkland Islands stuff.
Last month they changed Argentinian Law to declare that the above mentioned islands are now under the Sovereignty of Argentina. (or at least a bid to that effect).
One does ponder how the UK would respond to this move..the Argies know that we've got an election coming up but they also know that McBroon is a weak link, he's teetering on the edge and he would prove totally incompetent at organising an effective task force..in fact..i don't believe the Royal Navy is capable of matching a force that was sent in 1982. Sure, it was a random assortment of commercial craft and ageing 50's and 60's warships but strength in numbers and effective strategy eventually won the conflict in such harsh conditions.
today, our troops are equipped with rifles that won't work in extreme heat, or extreme cold, or sand, or mud ... land rovers that don't have any armour, a shortage of body armour for troops and yet more shortages in supply of helicopters.
with the Navy, the carrier project is delayed and may be withdrawn all together. the brand new hunter killer submarines are 4 years behind schedule (or something), and have only just begun sea-trials.
Linky to Article
Last month they changed Argentinian Law to declare that the above mentioned islands are now under the Sovereignty of Argentina. (or at least a bid to that effect).
One does ponder how the UK would respond to this move..the Argies know that we've got an election coming up but they also know that McBroon is a weak link, he's teetering on the edge and he would prove totally incompetent at organising an effective task force..in fact..i don't believe the Royal Navy is capable of matching a force that was sent in 1982. Sure, it was a random assortment of commercial craft and ageing 50's and 60's warships but strength in numbers and effective strategy eventually won the conflict in such harsh conditions.
today, our troops are equipped with rifles that won't work in extreme heat, or extreme cold, or sand, or mud ... land rovers that don't have any armour, a shortage of body armour for troops and yet more shortages in supply of helicopters.
with the Navy, the carrier project is delayed and may be withdrawn all together. the brand new hunter killer submarines are 4 years behind schedule (or something), and have only just begun sea-trials.
Linky to Article
Tuesday, 19 January 2010
EClear we make it Disappear
£100 million that is. Click here for the linky chaps and chapessesesesse
The End of Man U?
They Came, The Saw, They Conquered, They Spent Quite A Bit on Fancy Meals, They Hit A Bit of a Cashflow Problem, They Went on a Tour of Asia to Find Investors, They Lost 2-1 to there Arch Rivals...Man Utd Are FC'UKd
it's another shocker...Manchester United, the great pride of Britain in Europe over the last decade. European Finalists, European Championship Winners, League Title Winners, FA Cup Winners, Carling Cup Winners, World Club Championship Winners.
all un-done by the americans and there credit cards!
it's another shocker...Manchester United, the great pride of Britain in Europe over the last decade. European Finalists, European Championship Winners, League Title Winners, FA Cup Winners, Carling Cup Winners, World Club Championship Winners.
all un-done by the americans and there credit cards!
Ban Flowers..Stick In Humps
It Boils My...Cuppa Soup (Trademark, Copyright, argh...court case)
so yip..Bolton Council will tear down roadside floral tributes to those who have died in terrible car crashes...after 30 days!..literally, rip them from the fences and burn them.
'that'll teach 'em won't it bazza...makin a mess o' my f'in fence' says Gazza
you evil little f'cks. now i think they could make them a bit nicer, better floral displays, more permanent perhaps..or something that breaks down over the course of a few months, releasing nutrients in to the soil. but to say they're a distraction? if you're distracted by that then try driving past a field full of cows.
Linky <<< i know its daily mail but come on.
so yip..Bolton Council will tear down roadside floral tributes to those who have died in terrible car crashes...after 30 days!..literally, rip them from the fences and burn them.
'that'll teach 'em won't it bazza...makin a mess o' my f'in fence' says Gazza
you evil little f'cks. now i think they could make them a bit nicer, better floral displays, more permanent perhaps..or something that breaks down over the course of a few months, releasing nutrients in to the soil. but to say they're a distraction? if you're distracted by that then try driving past a field full of cows.
Linky <<< i know its daily mail but come on.
the DVLA..we sell your details mate
those lil nutters at the DVLA have come up with a great Performance Related Bonus.
'alreet guv..hows bout we sell everyones private details..£2.50 a pop down at market?'
'crackin bazza.. lets do it'
the little....
heres a linky for you
'alreet guv..hows bout we sell everyones private details..£2.50 a pop down at market?'
'crackin bazza.. lets do it'
the little....
heres a linky for you
Famous Futurist...The Final Curtain
So Scarborough Borough Council have got there grubby little fingers in the 'Regeneration' pie again.
The FAMOUS Futurist Theatre on Scarboroughs historic Sea Front is to be demolished and replaced with a block of flats. Now, the theatre doesn't look great at the moment but that's because it had a 1970's facade (front) added to protect the delicated architecture from the brutal North Sea weather conditions. With that in mind..i declare we all get behind a project to keep the theatre open.
Comedian Rob Brydon has already publicly declared his support for the theatre as have other famous faces, even including Jo Brand. They want it saved..lets save it!
The alternative? We lose a theatre and gain a block of brand new apartments which have no architectural future or indeed history. Shocking.
The FAMOUS Futurist Theatre on Scarboroughs historic Sea Front is to be demolished and replaced with a block of flats. Now, the theatre doesn't look great at the moment but that's because it had a 1970's facade (front) added to protect the delicated architecture from the brutal North Sea weather conditions. With that in mind..i declare we all get behind a project to keep the theatre open.
Comedian Rob Brydon has already publicly declared his support for the theatre as have other famous faces, even including Jo Brand. They want it saved..lets save it!
The alternative? We lose a theatre and gain a block of brand new apartments which have no architectural future or indeed history. Shocking.
Even More Rubbish TV
Yeah, So I see all these advertisements ALL over TV and Radio (well, not see them on Radio) and it's all about this 'GLEE' thing!
now i'm not one to be bossed around by infomercials and radio banter but i thought, hey, this thing is up for some comedy awards. Maybe its the all new Only Fools and Horses. Ok, it's american, so it won't be that great but lets go have a look anyway..nothing better to do.
10 minutes later..i want to shoot myself. not only is it rubbish, its cheesy, its predictable and the acting is atrocious. so i go for a flick around the channels..nothing..not one thing...theres nothing there, its just Glee Club or Look at the Fatty Run or 1949 westerns.
I give up...we're all doomed. How this Glee thing can be up for comedy awards I don't know.
now i'm not one to be bossed around by infomercials and radio banter but i thought, hey, this thing is up for some comedy awards. Maybe its the all new Only Fools and Horses. Ok, it's american, so it won't be that great but lets go have a look anyway..nothing better to do.
10 minutes later..i want to shoot myself. not only is it rubbish, its cheesy, its predictable and the acting is atrocious. so i go for a flick around the channels..nothing..not one thing...theres nothing there, its just Glee Club or Look at the Fatty Run or 1949 westerns.
I give up...we're all doomed. How this Glee thing can be up for comedy awards I don't know.
Tuesday, 5 January 2010
and now France have gone mad!
France is to introduce a new law which means you cannot shout at your wife when she drops your laptop or dents your BMW after reversing over a garden rake.
France will become the first country in the world to ban 'psychological violence' within marriage later this year.
this is sillyness...another blanket law! they can't solve the problem so they ban the problem.
we're all going to hell on a moped!..honestly.
France will become the first country in the world to ban 'psychological violence' within marriage later this year.
this is sillyness...another blanket law! they can't solve the problem so they ban the problem.
we're all going to hell on a moped!..honestly.
Thanks Iceland
Iceland's president today blocked a bill to pay Britain and the Netherlands £3.6billion for losses caused by the collapse of one of its banks.
cheers! we slap some cash in your piggy bank and you run off with it..then say we're not getting it back..ner ner ner and stick your tongue out.
watch McBroon invest more of our billions in to a country thats sunk..oh wait..he's already doing that in the UK!
we're DOOMED!
cheers! we slap some cash in your piggy bank and you run off with it..then say we're not getting it back..ner ner ner and stick your tongue out.
watch McBroon invest more of our billions in to a country thats sunk..oh wait..he's already doing that in the UK!
we're DOOMED!
16 INCHES of Snow?
Sweet mother of the baby jesus! you would have thought it would be nice to get more than 24 hours warning that you're about to be buried alive in the arctic snow thats embracing the UK..but no...this adds to the effect! just let em know 24 hours before and watch em scream.
cheers
cheers
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