Multi Storey EFFIN Car Parks

Right, this is a rant! unlike all of my other posts of course!

multi-storey EFFIN car parks! who designs them? well..the ones specifically in locations in Middlesbrough and Leeds. The ones i've 'attempted' to shove my car in to have been designed by a man who owns a smart car, it is quite obvious, either that or he drives a satsuma!

it's ridiculous, first of all they have this really low pavement reservation thing in the middle, now, if you drive a smart car, you're fine..or a satsuma..go ahead! you just whizz right in there mate, but try and complete the turn in a family sized estate or hatchback and you'll rip you're flipping bumper off.

Now i know that some reading this will be men, they will say 'what a plum, he must drive like a woman' but no..really...if we overlook the problems of actually trying to get a pass then we come to the idiot who decided to place every other parking space across the centre of a concrete pillar!

and it's not just me that feels the rage bubble inside when i enter the concrete garage of hell.

i have seen people having to let the whole family out of there mondeo first, then back in to the space with the wing mirrors folded in down the passenger side. i have seen land rovers parked at unusual angles across two spaces, i've seen people park so incredibly sandwiched between other cars that they only realise they won't get out when they open there doors and 'thud'.

it's a menace! something has to be done! we need to start a facebook campaign for the reinstatmement of normal size car parking spaces! you know, the types designed for a 15 foot long and 6 foot wide car not a 3 foot long and 1 foot wide satsuma on wheels.